Affordable Whizzinator Alternatives for Men and Women: Includes DIY Options

Adrian Bennett

By Dr. Adrian Bennett

Doctor of Medicine (M.D.), Master’s degree in Clinical Pharmacology

Updated on 2024 May 16

Fact checked by Amelia Richardson

What if I say that you actually don’t need a Whizzinator or its alternative?

The only time you might need a Whizzinator or its alternative is if you’re being directly observed, for example on probation. During a direct observation drug test, you have to lower your pants and lift your shirt.

This means they’ll see the Whizzinator on your waist.

That’s a fail. So, if you need to submit urine for a drug test under direct observation, you’re in trouble.

The only ways to pass this test if you have something in your system are detoxification and cleansing.

I have detailed guides on these methods here: THC Detox Explained by a Healthcare Professional: Techniques, Kits and Drinks That Work

But if your test is not directly observed, you don’t need a Whizzinator at all. You’ll be in a drug testing bathroom, and no one will watch you.

All you need is:

  • A bottle of high-quality synthetic urine that will pass the validity check
  • A reliable way to keep it warm because if it’s not warm enough, you’re busted
  • A method to sneak it into the drug test without being detected

In this post, I’ll tell you about the alternatives to the Whizzinator. These alternatives include all the above and allow you to pass a drug test confidently.

Alternatives to the Whizzinator

Incognito Belt – Premixed Synthetic Urine on a Belt

The Incognito Belt’s price tag is comparable to the Whizzinator, yet it offers an arguably superior synthetic urine quality.

This device features a premixed synthetic urine formula that passes all validity checks and closely resembles human urine in appearance, smell, and even frothing. The absence of biocide in the urine means that labs can’t identify it as synthetic.

The Incognito Belt is designed to be discreet, with a drain tube and releasing clip for easy and unnoticeable sample submission.

Its adjustable Velcro belt fits up to a 48″ waist and can be comfortably hidden. The urine bag sits close to the body, simplifying the task of maintaining the urine at a normal temperature.

incognito belt on a waist placed discreet

 

With a temperature strip attached to the bottle, you can quickly check if the urine temperature is within the required range. The belt also includes two heating pads, further easing the process of warming the urine.

This alternative provides enough synthetic urine for two uses, meaning you could potentially pass two drug tests with one purchase. Suitable for both males and females, the Incognito Belt comes with detailed instructions, ensuring ease of use.

An added bonus is its up to 2-year shelf life, allowing you to store it for future drug tests.

Price: $130

The Sub Solution Synthetic Urine Kit: A Top Recommendation

clear choice sub solution synthetic urine

The Sub Solution Synthetic Urine Kit is a top choice, even though it’s not a traditional Whizzinator alternative. It doesn’t have a stealth belt or urine tube, but it has several impressive features.

The Sub Solution Kit is reliable and effective. It’s undetectable and toxin-free, making it great for passing a drug test discreetly. This isn’t just regular synthetic urine.

The kit contains powdered urine that’s just like real urine. It looks, smells, and even foams like human urine. This helps it pass the initial visual check by the lab collector.

One unique feature of this kit is its patented heat activator. This substance heats the synthetic urine to body temperature within seconds. If you use hand warmers, it takes about an hour to reach the correct temperature.

You don’t have to worry about monitoring the temperature. There’s a strip attached to the bottle for easy temperature checking.

The kit is designed for discretion and ease of use. The urine bottle has a switch flow spout, so you don’t have to unscrew the cap to submit the sample. It’s also leakproof, so you don’t have to worry about spills.

The small bottle is easy to hide. You can tuck it between your legs, in your crotch, or in your bra to smuggle it into the drug testing facility.

One kit can provide enough synthetic urine for two uses. You can store the powdered urine until you need it. The ability to reheat and even freeze the urine makes it versatile and convenient for multiple uses.

Another great feature is that the Sub Solution Synthetic Urine Kit is unisex. Both men and women can use it.

However, there are a couple of downsides. You’ll need access to clean water and about five minutes to prepare the urine. If these aren’t problems for you, then this kit might be the solution you need.

At $90, the Sub Solution Synthetic Urine Kit is reasonably priced given its features and effectiveness. It’s a worthwhile investment for anyone needing a reliable and efficient solution for passing drug tests.

Urinator

The Urinator is a more technologically advanced alternative, featuring an electric urine warmer. This unique feature allows you to maintain synthetic urine at a body-like temperature, ensuring a more reliable result.

This device includes two real powdered urine kits, providing enough synthetic urine for two uses. The Urinator is also equipped with a stainless steel sensor rod containing an accurate temperature sensor.

This sensor, combined with a computerized digital controller, helps regulate and maintain the correct temperature. The controller is sealed to prevent electrical shorting, ensuring safe usage.

In terms of design, the Urinator includes a stealth belt for comfortable and discreet wear. This feature makes the device suitable for both males and females, further broadening its user base.

Though a bit pricey at $190, the Urinator’s innovative features might justify the cost for those seeking a reliable and technologically advanced solution.

DIY homemade Whizzinator

Some people think about making their own urine substitution devices, like a DIY Whizzinator. But I want to warn you against doing this.

Creating your own urine substitution device is very risky. There are many ways to mess up, and failing a drug test can have serious consequences.

Even if you try a DIY solution, you still need to buy synthetic urine. You can’t make synthetic urine at home. Using someone else’s urine is also likely to fail the test.

Is saving a bit of money worth the risk of failing the test? If you’re still set on going the DIY route, here are some things you’ll need:

  • A coffee mug
  • Floss (one foot in length)
  • A balloon or condom (party balloons will work)
  • 1/4-inch fish tank tubing (3 inches long)
  • A turkey baster (optional, but recommended)
  • Two hand warmers
  • A pair of boxer briefs
  • Clean urine

Instructions

Preparation of the Urine: Urinate in a cup or get someone else to do it for you. Refrigerate the sample for at least 30 minutes or overnight if possible. Keeping the urine fresh is important.

Preparation of the Balloon: A few hours before the test, rinse a balloon or condom thoroughly with clean water. Avoid soap or detergent to remove the latex smell and other impurities.

Heating the Urine: Take the urine sample out of the refrigerator and heat it in the microwave for about 30 seconds. Only do this if the urine has been refrigerated. The temperature should be between 94-100 degrees Fahrenheit.

Filling the Balloon: Place the balloon inside the coffee mug. Have your floss and fish tank tubing ready. Using a turkey baster, transfer the urine from the cup into the balloon. Aim for about 30 ml, leaving some room in the balloon.

Inserting the Tubing: Insert the fish tank tubing about an inch into the balloon. Tightly wrap the outside of the balloon with floss, focusing on where the tubing is inserted. Be careful not to puncture the balloon.

Securing the Setup: Twist the balloon about three times to create a seal. If there’s too much urine, drain a bit so you can twist the balloon.

Maintaining Temperature: Activate your hand warmer and place it in the coffee mug with the balloon and thermometer. The hand warmer will help keep a consistent temperature.

Wearing the Device: Put on your boxer briefs. Boxer briefs usually have a large pocket under the crotch area. Place your balloon setup and the hand warmer in this pocket.

Positioning: Make sure the fish tank tubing is facing upwards, towards your body. This stops the setup from falling down. The filled part of the balloon should rest on the twisted part of the tubing.

Using the Device: If you need to use it, gently squeeze the balloon with both hands after poking a hole.

While these instructions might seem simple, remember the risk is high. There is a good chance of error, which can lead to test failure.

DIY female Whizzinators

I don’t recommend using insertion devices, especially DIY ones. However, for informational purposes, here are some instructions I found on how to make a female Whizzinator.

DIY Cupid Mini urine kit

  1. Find a travel soap bottle from a dollar store. These bottles have a non-straight shape, which helps prevent them from slipping out when you sit down to pee.
  2. Rinse the bottle thoroughly to ensure cleanliness.
  3. Use hot glue to attach a piece of aluminum foil over the bottle’s mouth. This foil will later be pierced to release the urine.
  4. Apply hot glue around the bottle’s threads to ensure a complete seal. Trim off any excess foil.
  5. Test the donor urine for cross-contamination before sealing the bottle. Avoid touching anything that might contaminate your sample. Wash your hands and use fresh towels.
  6. Practice using this setup until you feel comfortable. Remember, the nurse will be observing your behavior for signs of nervousness.

Putting urine in a condom for a drug test

  1. Fill a condom with the appropriate urine.
  2. Insert the filled condom into your vagina.
  3. Attach a pin or a small piece of razor blade to one of your fingernails. This will be used to puncture the condom.
  4. When ready to provide your sample, carefully poke or cut the condom to allow the urine to fill the container.
  5. Practice is key. Make sure you can perform this action smoothly and without drawing attention.

What is the Whizzinator

The Whizzinator Touch is a synthetic urine device that includes a prosthetic. It has a secure belt that goes around your waist and legs, a pouch connected to the belt, and a prosthetic (fake penis).

Although the manufacturer doesn’t endorse it for passing drug tests, many people use it for that purpose. The device allows for discreet urine sample submission even under supervision, which is useful for situations like probation or pre-employment drug tests.

Why you should consider a Whizzinator alternative

Despite its usefulness, the Whizzinator has some drawbacks. It’s expensive, and the quality of the synthetic urine, called the Golden Flask, is questionable.

Since the product lacks reviews, using it can be risky. If you want something more affordable and reliable, consider a Whizzinator alternative. Below, I review a few alternatives.

Conclusion

The risk of failing a drug test using a DIY urine substitution device is simply too high. Instead of risking your future on a homemade solution, it’s recommended to consider reliable, tested alternatives like the Incognito Belt or the Sub Solution Synthetic Urine Kit.

In the end, the peace of mind that comes from knowing you’re using a proven solution far outweighs the potential cost savings of a DIY device.

Disclaimer: The content provided on this website is intended solely for educational purposes. We do not endorse or encourage the use of synthetic urine for illegal or unethical activities. It is the responsibility of the reader to ensure compliance with all applicable laws and regulations. Any decision to use synthetic urine based on the information provided is at the reader’s own risk and discretion. We explicitly disclaim any liability for illegal or unethical use of such materials.